Free Parking.. at a Price

I know that this shouldn't grate my nerves the way it does. My mom tells me it's "not my battle" and that I shouldn't worry about it. But I have to face it EVERY SINGLE TIME I walk in or out of my house. And EVERY SINGLE TIME, my insides die a little.

Wait... what exactly am I talking about, here?

The empty lot across the street from my house, owned by Towne Development Group, has a large sign on the corner of Hartshorn and McMillan heralding a new development called "Uptown Commons." According to the Business Courier of Cincinnati It will entail a gigantic office building on the corner of Vine and Calhoun, with parking, housing, retail and more along the strip of deserted land that stretches from Hartshorn to Vine. Back in the day, this area used to be Fast Food Central, with Hardees, Boston Market and some local bars. Those places are all torn down now, but I still walk across the Hardees kitchen tile on my way to class every day.


thanks to UrbanCincy for base picture

The development looks okay, though I don't think that the developers paid enough attention to the context of the site. According to the article, they will keep the new apartment complex at "student friendly prices" - i.e. $800 for a studio apartment, and $1,300 for a two bedroom....

Excuse me? Go up to any college student on UC's campus and ask them if they think that an $800 is a reasonable price for a studio apartment... but don't be offended when they start laughing. I live in a five bedroom house, and OUR total rent is $1500 a month. Divide that among six girls and you've got the low, low price of $250 a month for rent, plus utilities.

Sorry, Uptown, but you're going to be facing a lot of competition... namely, the entire neighborhood of Clifton. You can even get a really nice place in Ludlow for $500 a month or less!

So Towne Properties has this really great scheme in a really crappy economy... and they are obviously not going to be breaking ground any time soon. They've got this empty lot, and, being the entrepreneurs that they are, have divided up a portion of the land closest to the Shell station as a permit parking lot. It worked out okay in the beginning, but is not really monitored. There is a sign warning people that violators will get towed, but it's not taken very seriously.



If you've ever been to Clifton, you know that finding parking is really hard, and paying to park in the garages are expensive. Some people have taken over aforementioned Hardees lots and charge 5$ for parking. People are getting desperate. And now, they are parking on the grass NEXT to the Shell parking lot. The barriers that denote where the lot begins and ends are wooden posts that have been knocked over by large Jeeps. It's a great deal! Free parking, no one bothers you, no tickets, lots of space...





However, the lot itself is paying the price for the parking. It used to be all covered with grass. This time last year, people would play soccer or football, tailgate, go on picnics, tan, etc in this area, because it was really nice. UC's done a great job landscaping the rest of the areas in and around campus, and they are utilized by the community (think Sigma Sigma Commons)

This lot has a lot of opportunity, and it's being ruined by cheapskates who don't give a rodent's rear end about the destruction they are causing.


Part of the lot not being driven on


Disgusting Dirt Hole *you should see it when it rains...*

Towne Properties has tried in vain to get people to stop. They put papers on cars and EVERYTHING!


However, they have not followed through on their threats. No one has been towed, or even ticketed, and so it continues.

I know it's none of my business. I know people reading this are thinking "Why the heck does she care so much?" It's because I've looked out on that lot every day for the last two years. My roommates and I jokingly refer to it as our "front yard" (seeing as how our real front yard consists of Mr. Tuxedo)

I'm angered by the lack of respect by people driving on the lot, and by the lack of action on the part of Towne Properties and the City to just "let it slide." It has a lot of potential, and now it's being squandered. I mean, at the very least, TP could make some money off of their land by ticketing violators, ACTUALLY having them towed (though that would tear up the grass even more...) or charging a fee daily.

I don't know what else to do, on my end of things. I've emailed and called, to no avail. Maybe this will catch the attention of someone more important than me, who can actually get things done.

I am the Lorax. I speak for the grass.

Know Theatre/Fringe Fest Night

It's been another busy couple of days. What else is new, right? Yesterday I went to a Jelly Tweetup - where professionals who work remotely can have some human interaction for the day. Despite some unfortunate spotty Internet connection, it was really neat to meet some Social Networking type people - including Debba from Girlfriendology and tell them about recycleDbin.

It looks like the next steps for me (business wise, anyway) are to make some sweet business cards and get a display and bag collection set up in our favorite green general store! (wink, wink) seriously, though. No time like the present. I'm just one heat gun and 300 plastic bags away from my next set of prototypes. Let me know if you would like to unload your bags on me. I'd love to have them.

Ah, yes. The point of the post! I hopped on Cincinnati Imports earlier this week and saw they were having a sign up for Fringe Festival volunteers. I conned my lovely (er, amazing and incredibly masculine) boyfriend into coming with me. Not only did we get to meet Mr. and Ms. 5chw4r7z, we also signed up to volunteer as Art Hosts for an evening of the Fringe Festival - that would be May 28th, come visit. I'm also working a promo booth at Findlay Market some Saturday in May.

Not only was there delicious nacho cheese and discounted Moerlein OTR.... we also got to preview Know's new show: Vigils, for free! In case you're interested, it's another great show from this season's stellar cast including Fang Du, Jenny Guy, and the always delicious and occasionally almost naked Daniel Hines. BF and I have had the pleasure of seeing these folks in Reefer Madness and I Love You Because... so we were looking forward to another great delivery. We were not disappointed.

Vigils is an play that explores the grieving process in an emotional (and occasionally humorous) way. Being no stranger to grief, it was like watching myself on stage as Jenny Guy (playing the leading lady, a widow) learns to let go of her dead husband. (note: I am not a widow. but still.) Vigils is a touch experimental, so be prepared to have an open mind and simply enjoy yourself. Fang and Daniel play stellar supporting roles. They both have great senses of comedic timing, and who doesn't love a quick aria on stage? I guess you'll have to go see it to see what I mean!


Jenny Guy, Daniel Hines, Fang Du in "Vigils." copyright Know Theatre Cincinnati, 2009.

Vigils opens April 11th and runs through April 29th. Tickets are $12 (yay endowment money!) Cast also includes Chris Wesselman and an adorable Ilana Frankel.

Opening Day

Despite having to finish an enormous homework assignment that was due at 5 pm today, I still got to get out and somewhat enjoy Opening Day festivities today. I am not native to Cincinnati, and never got to experience what the fuss was all about... before today.
I missed the parade (check 5chw4r7z for some great pics!) but managed to hoof it down to Fountain Square for the opening pitch.



Since the weather was so terrible today, I am not surprised that there were so few people out on the Square watching the game on the big screen. There were a few brave souls, including the two nice ladies sharing the umbrella/table with me, and we chatted about how awesome Cincinnati is during the commercial breaks. The TV network managed to stretch a 1:00 start time into an almost 1:30 opening pitch, so I retreated under the Skyline tent to snag a coney before my fingers froze together.



I'm not a huge fan of coneys - I feel like by the time I'm finished eating one, the bun is all soggy and gross - but this was quite possibly the most delicious meat and cheese covered hot dog (with mustard and onion of course!) I've EVER had. My theory is that they become exponentially more delicious according to how crappy it is outside.

Anyway, the first pitch came and went, and I ran for cover (and warmth and Internet access) at Ingredients, the restaurant inside the Westin. The staff was nice enough (and the place was empty enough) to let me stay much longer than my croissant and yogurt warranted. However, I was able to finish aforementioned homework assignment and get it printed off at the Kinko's next door.

It was a productive, fun (if not freezing!) day, to say the least.

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Compost update: I foolishly left the compost bucket and the Bokashi feed outside on the back porch to save room and to prevent any potential smell-age....
and apparently the rodents like the Bokashi probiotic feeder stuff. The bag was ripped open and there was a small mess on the porch.



I hope that raccoon has improved bowel movements and a happy tummy... cuz that stuff is 10$ a bag!! Needless to say, the compost and feed is back in the house. I thought I heard some scratching outside, though. Can't tell if it's the Musical Theatre kids who live on Lyons, or the rodents back for some more goodies.

Park + Vine day!

This morning was pretty great. Park + Vine had a "Composting 101" class that I went to. I always get invited to these events on Facebook (being a member of the group) and so many times I can't make it, for time or money (lack thereof) reasons. Anyway. The class was free and so was my morning. Off I went.

I didn't realize that there was a meeting space in between the P+V building and the empty one next door, but the alleyway there has been roofed over and transformed into a great little room that was packed with eager beavers like myself who wanted to know all about composting.

I grew up with the process, so it was pretty familiar to me. However, since moving to Cincinnati - especially where I am living now - there is absolutely NO yard space. I live with 5 other girls, and together we create a HECK of a lot of organic waste that I hate throwing away. Until today, I didn't really feel like I had much of a choice. It's not like I have room for a 3' diameter wire fence in which to toss in my scraps (nitrogen) and paper and dead leaves (carbon)!

Enter.... the Happy Farmer!!



It's a specially designed bin that ferments food waste instead of allowing it to decompose (a la the regular kind of composting) There's some special Probiotic feed that you have to add to the mix every time you add your scraps:



However, the real treat with Happy Farmer is that you can add meat AND dairy products.. and it doesn't smell. AND it's really easy and straight-forward. These three things are essential for making composting work at my house. I'm a little beyond excited, as my room-mates can attest.




i'll let you know how it works out.

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I love Park + Vine, and have been a loyal customer since the first month it opened. Some of the items are a little pricey for a college budget, but every time I'm in I always pick up an IZZE sparkling juice. It's delicious, healthy (helloooo, 2 servings of fruit!) and reasonable enough in price to where I can happily support my local businesses. I'm kind of known for my IZZE obsession, actually.

So I was getting ready to buy my Happy Farmer composter, when I saw that Dan had a NEW flavor of IZZE in the fridge. Get ready for it.... Birch Flavor. I kid you not.



Naturally, I had to try it. It tastes like a cross between home made root beer and that sarsparilla soda you get at the small towne general shoppe. Not too sweet. However, the nutritional value doesn't compare to the fruit flavors - it's just sugar, carbonated water and birch oil, so you're definitely not going to get two servings of fruit in while you're drinking it. It's probably better for you than other root beers, so if you're not looking to squeeze in fruit, you'll probably love it.

I also picked up a vegan gooey bar - chocolate and nuts. I ate most of it before I snapped a picture, because it was THAT freakin' good. I used to think that vegan automatically translated into "healthy, good for you, and yucky-tasting." This bar was exactly opposite of ALL of those things. Delish!!



so I've spent ALL afternoon doing this blog thing, updating my LinkedIn, and figuring out Twitter... now I should probably buckle down and do some real school work. Can't wait until I graduate and don't HAVE to do anything school-like on the weekends or in the evenings (in theory...)

Inauguration Day

well, hey there! I’m Jenny K, a University of Cincinnati interior design student. In my furniture design class last quarter, I designed and built a prototype for a series of containers made exclusively out of plastic grocery bags. They were really well received, and it’s been suggested that I start making more for retail sale online and in the Cincinnati area.



recycled bins!

there are three sizes: the one on the left is 20″ high by 20″ wide - it’s a half circle shape. The other two are both quarter circle shaped - the one on the right is 10″ wide by 20″ high, and the small one in the middle is 10″ wide and 10″ high. In theory they could all fit together and form one big circle.

I am originally from Indiana, but have lived in Cincinnati for four years now. I love being here, and I love the undercurrent of activity that is always going on. Some of my classmates complain that there’s “never anything going on”… obviously they just need to open their eyes and get out of Clifton occasionally! Seriously though, I love (and try to be involved in) the local theatre scene, all the green/sustainable stuff that’s going on, and the amazing restaurants and foodie offerings that are available in this area.

I’ve been stalking keeping up with all the local blogs having to do with aforementioned topics, and these people seem to be really well informed and eager to share their knowledge with the rest of the world. As a student and a designer, I have my own unique perspective to offer on everything going on in Cincy… so, I’m going to give it a shot.

Check back to read reviews of products/places, my take on local events/happenings (downtown, uptown, and elsewhere), the process I am going through in this whole “entrepenuership” thing, and any other crazyness that might come my way. I’d love to hear from you!

-jennykay